THIS is your team
Happy First Day of NBA action everyone.
Ok second day.
Alright kiddos, for those of you who did NOT realize it, the NBA is upon us once again.
It is time for this: To all who give it a shit, in order to facilitate proper shit talking, you must state your loyalties now. And why. Feel free to do this in the comments section. If you feel the need to make an elaborate pictorial ode to your team (NERD!) then do what you must.
I make my bed (as I do every year) with the Golden State Warriors. Why? Four words: General Manager Chris Mullin.
The most beautiful shooter of all time. The image of perfect form. The Legend. Boo yeah. (Sidenote, I was seatmates with Mr. Mullin at the last San Ramon Valley High football game, and you were not).
Actually two other words: Baron Freakin Davis. (ok 3). Baron is the answer. Baron is the reason. Baron is the most exciting player on the planet.
He can take a lineup featuring Mike Dunleavy and Troy Murphy and Adonal Foyle as prominent starters, and along with former college phenom Jason Richardson, he WILL CARRY THEIR ASS into the playoffs for the first time in god knows how long, and with the recent implosion of the phoenix suns (RIP Amare), they will make a serious run at the west. I would go as far as to say they will take the West if it wasn’t for those pesky Spurs. (All above predictions are contingent on Baron and JRich staying healthy.)
Two more words for you: Zarko Carbakaba. (If you have to ask, you don’t have a clue, and don’t deserve to know). Zarko. The Future.
So last night I watched the warrior/lakers preseason game, and damn am I excited for the Baron show. Buckle up and get on my bandwagon now, fellas, Baron is kicking ass and taking names as we speak. Has he taken yours?
posted by drew @ 10:37 AM
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7 Comments:
I do agree that baron d is legit. I was on his jock when I saw him chin nut someone with his knee brace and ucla uniform. my claim... Marvin f-ing Williams.. 12 points last night. and that is only the beginning. my team, of course, seattle suuuuupppersonics! unless, of course someone else is in first place, then they are my team.
I like Michael Jordan.
GO WHITE SOX!!!!!!!!!!
What we are all forgetting is that Baron also got so excited about that UCLA dunk that he tore is knee apart on the way down. Also the man has the back of an 85 year old. So if your banking on Baron taking you to the promised land, good luck with that. He's the Ken Griffey Jr. of basketball. Also the Warriors are going to have to go through Jesus himself to get to the finals....and Jesus can ball.
jesus shuttlesworth of Big State U?
Correct. Not only do we have Jesus on our team but one of his Apostle's as well in Luke Ridnour.
You go Frodo!
i think the warriors and the whole nba can suck my balls, but i still sometimes enjoy the playoffs. that's seems so strange to say because i used to love the nba. anyway, my loyalties are also with the supersonics. i'm looking for michael cage to have a big year, leading the league in rebounds.
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