Up to no good
My ability to manipulate documents has been tasked in many different ways in my life. In high school I made a few fake ID´s, though I never wound up using them. My freshman year at biola I took student ID´s of Drew, Brian Weakly and I then pasted the photos on the cast of A Night at the Roxberry. Back at Missouri State I make fake parking tickets to put on friends cars (probably just out of anger since I had accumulated 15 real parking tickets of my own). Then of course I had to manufacture some parking permits for our lovely apartment in Santa Ana which were never used as my car was stolen upon completion of the project.
Well now I´ve got a new sin to add to my document altering list. It seems that the country of Brazil requires a round trip ticket before you can apply for a visa. The requirement is for you to bring in a round trip ticket or itinerary from your travel agent. Having neither I decided to hit up the nearest internet cafe and devise an itinerary for myself. 20 minutes later I had an itinerary in hard to present to the consulate. It seems my skills were sufficient for the consulate to give me the go ahead and I will be picking up my visa on Monday. If I disappear into a Brazilian jail then you probably know why now.
Just one request. If I do disappear into a jail will someone please order a subscription of the Socialist Review for me. It is free for inmates.
posted by Nate @ 2:35 PM
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