/*Nothing to see here*/ Grab Two Beers And Meet Me In the F'ing Unknown: You want me to make my bed???

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

You want me to make my bed???


Look Mullin (and yes, I am a nerd),

Let's even say that Amare Stoudemire is out six months (2 months more than the projected 4): The other starting four will still beat your Golden State warriors by themselves. And yes...we're talking streetball terms now. We could do the math of points per game, if you want. There's still a guy named Steve Nash, who evidently happened to be named MVP of the league last year. Still not impressed? Shawn Marion averaged nearly 20 points a game last season, and has continued to improve each season. They landed the quintessential veteran in Jim Jackson, who actually outperformed Joe Johnson and Quintin Richardson in the playoffs. Kurt Thomas adds 10+ rebounds a game to create another presence in the middle. So, there's the four to beat your five. But, they're not done. Leandro Barbosa would start as a point guard on 18 other NBA teams. The Suns picked up veterans Brian Grant and Raja Bell, who have both had key impacts on former teams. They added Eddie House, who can jump out of the gym, and has 5 years veteran experience. But, just in case you're worried that they are now too old: how about Pac-10 rookies Anthony Lever-Pedroza (Oregon) and Dijon Thompson (UCLA) to provide some added spunk! I'm sorry, my friend, but Amare Stoudemire or not, the Suns are still twice the team the Warriors are. And, for the information of everydody involved, the NBA season lasts longer than 4 months.

11 Comments:

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Nate B said...

Although Tylers math is correct about Suns = Warriors X2 they also traded Nate Robinson to the Knicks. Not only bad karma but at some point Nate is going to chin nut Amare on national TV. And Eddie House!!!!??!? C'mon man don't let that Arizona bias mess with your head. Reggie "You fouled out in two minutes? I'm not even mad. No, that's amazing!" Evans will break his ass in half.

OLE!!!!

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger drew said...

the only way nate will chin nut amare is if he visits his hospital room. amare's career is officially over.

 
At 3:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Coyotes, eh?

and lets face it, baron could cross me over with both hands tied behind me and dribbling with his wang. eh.

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger drew said...

Eddie House, bro?!?! Eddie House of Hayward High who's CYO team got knocked on their ass by St Joan of Arc led by one Drew Martin? YOU ARE PULLING EDDIE HOUSE OUT ON ME?

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger drew said...

i mean, eddie house, jim jackson... why dont i just talk up Ray Young while we are at??? or Monta Ellis?

you are in for a rough year my friend

 
At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more love for Zarko? Zarko sad...

 
At 3:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a key cog of the Suns plans I would just like to say CHECK OUT THE RACK ON THAT CHICK IN THE THIRD ROW!!!!!

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger drew said...

tyler. you have made your bed. and i already wish i was in it. i mean for the playoffs. the baseball playoffs. wait no. i'm just gonna go.

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger Cody said...

i hate this post and all of the shitty comments.

i guess i could have handled that better by just ignoring the post, huh?

 
At 12:02 AM, Blogger Nate B said...

Or writing your own post. Preferably in rhyme.

 
At 8:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate YOU

 

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