A Day Late and a Dollar Short...as Usual
Fellas,
I'm not going to beat around the bush. And since I don't want the danger of Jared following through on his threat, I'll post.
January-
Began the year drinking thousands of dollars worth of wine with Bish. Talk about a way to bring in the new year. And yes, Bish, we could have gone again this year.
February-
No Valentine, well actually, picked one up in French Class that day. That wasn't the only thing French about the 14th.
March-
Began dating the love of my life, and yes, she is.
April-
Asked the love of my life to be my girlfriend, a couple days before her birthday. Bish and my Sis let me borrow their bikes to the beach. What can I say, I'm a romantic.
May-
I can't remember.
June-
I'm pretty sure Mandy and Nathan, moved away. Much tears, and if it was May, then no wonder I can't remember. I must have blocked the pain out of my memory.
July-
I dunked again for the first time in four years. Losing weight makes it pay to date a dancer. And, no Dru, not that kind of Dancer. Oh, and yes, I paid homage to our founding forest, The Unknown.
August-
Started teaching at Biola. Hmm, how many Freshman can I teach to the Eagle's Nest rule to?
September-
Started teaching at Cypress. Do you think two days before school starts is a good time to find a teacher?
October-
Dressed as a Pharoah with Cleopatra for Halloween. I looked gay (nothing new), she looked hot. I should have just grown my mullet like that Nate E guy.
November-
My mother moved out of her Arizona house. Defended Mandy's honor in a club, and made Bish pack my U-Haul on his birhtday, if you know what I mean.
December-
Partied like it was 2005. Believe me. Began what is to become the greatest comeback in Fantasy Basketball history.
There you go. Short. To the Point. Bored Shitful.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:14 PM
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i loved every minute of it.
tyler you're dreamy
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