/*Nothing to see here*/ Grab Two Beers And Meet Me In the F'ing Unknown: Morning News

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Morning News

While reading the morning news I came across an exceptionally poorly written article. While the story is bad the writing is worse (if writing can be worse than the beating of a 50 year old man).

Favorite lines are:

They also were looking for two girls who apparently were stopped and harassed by the same group but made it through uninjured.

"We would love to chat with those girls," Schwartz said.

and

Jennifer McClain said her uncle is large, making it difficult to pull him from a car.

"He is not a little man. He is big," she said.

Thank goodness that the Sun Herald of South Mississippi is upholding a level of writing that tells the world hey we may be ranked 49 in education but we can still write good well.

2 Comments:

At 9:56 AM, Blogger drew said...

i think my favorite part of the article was the part at the end where someone was beaten with "socks filled with canned food". Thank you, Salvation Army, thank you.

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger Nate said...

Salvation Army

 

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