The Top Ten Reasons I Haven't Posted in a Damn Week!
10. Extremely intimidated by the hilariousness of the Cuck (editor's note: CHUCK) Norris Fact Generator.
9. Enjoying the Rennaisance of Jared Johnson on the blog from afar. I do love my Jawed.
8. I've been achieving Dru-esque productivity at work......wait.....wait....damn.
7. To quote the previously cited Dru "The playful soul of the muse does not favor my heart with its gay presence but fortnightly."
6. Lots & lots of football (Shaun Alexander is easily, easily the greatest Running Back in NFL history who also happens to have a vagina).
5. I've recently naively gotten involved at our church up here by agreeing to mentor a small group of youth and helping out with a choir. I'm a dipshit. I never learn.
4. I thought about not posting until Cody or Paul got off their ass and posted in a silent protest but gave it up after I realized that it's more likely that Nate will slap a Kerry sticker on his car.
3. The newness of the blog wore off. I needed a break.
2. Again. too....much....working.
1. Have finally learned how to figure out songs on the piano without music. This weeks additions: "I'm Sailing Away", "Brick" and "Amie". Requests?
P.S. King Felix, tonight, 7:05. Mariners Vs. Rangers. Pray for him. Love you guys (even Dru. I can't stay mad at you).
posted by Nate B @ 3:47 PM
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8 Comments:
Honorable Mention Reason:
i have been too busy being gay
cool...but, who's cuck norris?
Sorry I assumed the honorable mention went without saying. Sort of assumed.
Welcome back.
sorry about the UW crack... i thought that was more of a crack at Ty than anyone else... i mean, its not their fault they hired an ex-Cardinal...
Regarding the requests, thank you for getting Styx stuck in my head for the rest of the damn day.
"Goodbye my lover" by james blunt is a nice piano tune.
Also, do you think you could teach me to play a song, so i can woo the woman of my dreams? The song is Mandy by Barry Manilow.
Thanks man.
In Conclusion:
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M, SAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIINGGGG,
AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!"
Hey Dammit,
I've read more on this blog than what I've read in high school and college combined so gimme some credit my Bish. I'll blog but I need the connections. Jared sent me something but there was a problem.
I'm sorry my Paulass. Much love. Me Gusta you.
Dru,
I have never at, any point, been into the Cardinals.
Gosh, I hate being misrepresented.
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