Since everybody appears to be shy...
allow me to break the ice by posting.
So I am sure everybody is giddy with excitement in anticipation of The Big Game.
Since the recent revelation that back-up QB Joe Ayoob isnt good at all, Coach Tedford has decided to start fullback Steve Levy at quarterback tomorrow. I am sure much hilarity will ensue.
Yesterday's Chronicle had the following quote, from Ayoob's own mouth: "Three smiling, giggling girls called me over to their bench outside Sproul Plaza earlier this afternoon. 'Are you the quarterback?' they asked. I tried to smile shyly. 'Why yes I am." I answered. "Wow, you really suck!" one said while the other two burst into laughter. I turned around and went to class."
While I am on the subject of The Big Game, I was wearing my Big Game t-shirt the other day in Starbucks, when a girl walked up to me and the following conversation happened:
Her: "Oh are you going to the Big Game?"
Me: "Yes."
Her: "Oh cool. My grandpa went to Stanford and my grandma went to Cal."
Me: "Wow. That's crazy. Are they excited about the game?"
Her: "Well, my grandpa's dead, and my grandma has alzheimers."
Awkward pause
Me: "So, thats a no?"
Anyways, thats my post for the day. As always, go bears, and I hope Fresno kicks the living shit out of USC.
As a reward for reading this far, I am pretty sure we can thank Veronica Corningstone for THIS. (SHE READ MY NEWS!!!! YOU... SCORPION WOMAN!)
Thanks for stopping by, San Diego.
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