A hero in a time when we have so few
Lisa: "Granpda, why does that flag only have 49 stars?"
Grandpa: "I'll be dead and buried in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!"
We raise a frosty one to you Abe.
posted by Nate B @ 9:48 AM
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8 Comments:
a quote from the same person who gave us
"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot."
and this on
"The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few."
and such logic as
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
and a member of such nafarious organizations as
"Now where's my card. Ok, I'm an elk, a communist, the president of the gay and lesbian comittee for some reason, oh here it is. The Stone cutters."
Nate, stop googling Abe Simpson quotes and start looking for the 46,000 dollars.
Elbrecht don't forget this one, "I'll be dead and buried in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri."
i think we all know that refers to a time in our countries history prior to the civil war when Missouri entered the union as a slave state. this resulted in the Missouri compromise. I believe the terms of the missouri compromise were that Missouri would be a slave state in trade for Washington remaining a hell hole until hell freezes over
That's a good compromise!
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