The NEW best post of the entire blog...
Holy shit. Forget the mixtape. The mixtape has been dethroned.
THIS is the new best website of all time, bar none. BAR NONE. Just ask Chuck, dammit. Warning, if you visit this site, your entire afternoon will be consumed.
You wont want to leave. Ever.
CLICK HERE IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!
posted by drew @ 6:25 PM
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I really feel we should all post our favorite chuck norris fact. here's mine: "Run to the Hills" by Iron Maiden was inspired by the time that Chuck Norris chased after and murdered everybody in the universe to Rocky Mountains.
Chuck Norris is, as of this moment, heading over to Houston, Texas. Once there, he will unleash a mighty roundhouse kick at the sky, to prevent Hurricane Rita from striking the Gulf Coast. The kick he unleashes is so awesome, the hurricane is diverted all the way to Iraq, and blows all the terrorists into the Indian Sea. God Bless America!
Chuck has 5 letters. Norris has 6. When placed together we get 56. 1956 was the year of the first airborn nuclear test. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
Few people are aware that Chuck Norris is the first person to ever be diagnosed with beard cancer. Upon hearing this, Chuck Norris quickly beat the cancer into remission with a series of roundhouse kicks and rabbit punches.
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If paper beats rock, and rock beats scissors, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris's fully erect penis.
Chuck Norris kicked Toucan Sam's ass for giving "shitty directions".
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