/*Nothing to see here*/ Grab Two Beers And Meet Me In the F'ing Unknown: After many moons of silence....

Monday, May 22, 2006

After many moons of silence....

Justin speaks! below is one of the funniest emails i have received, ever:


Drew P. Windstalker:

i also just signed up on myspace and it is pretty cool. people were really friendly. i got three friend invites in like the first day! so i was like cool! people like me.!

but drew!!!! it was all a sham! one of the people was the guy who made this myspace thing and the other two are girls who keep blogging me to cum to their websites! i feel so naive! so betrayed!

what i am saying is i need some real internet friends to make me feel good in all the ways it is healthy for a computer and man to feel together goodly. err.. whatever. i am not too articulate this late at night.

well the good news is i am going to buy a pair of powerisers in one month (if you dont know what they are google them right now in a separate page). and i hope to see you somehow this summer.

well write me back tomorrow heY? oh yeah aint ur birthday soon? or did it just happen? are you really 26 now? was that you i made the "if we are still both single when we're 27 we will marry each other" deal with? cause if it was, pretty soon we are gonna have to talk about whether or not we wait till i am 27 or we go ahead and tie the know when u get there. and then we got to talk about who gets the sex change. i vote you. well, i am going to try to marry this girl from texas so hopefully it won't come down to that. oh wait, ummm... well i hope this doesn't make you mad.... but i am going to see if she will take me up on that 27 year old deal. no hard feelings. i hope that this letter somehow accurately conveys my affections for you my good friend andrew. Say hi to all the blog-dogs for me, they're good people.

Justin j-star

1 Comments:

At 12:31 PM, Blogger drew said...

oh and ps- he lists his major in college as "special karate" with an emphasis in "flipping and fighting".

just wanted to send a little update to those of you who know the man.

 

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